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WHO IS MAYNARD?
Who or what is a Maynard? Is it a blender? A slicer and dicer? An owner of a smorgasbord? An outlaw in Peru? A choreographer? A hair stylist? A TV star? A weed-whacker? A train? A personal servant? A cow? A third world country in the south pacific? NO. May-nard n. 1. The month of May with a nerd at the end 2. Term for an outstanding cast member: He sure is one Maynard!!! 3. v. to entertain 4. (Genius) 5. v. to excel at ones duties Maynard is one of the greatest Disneyland cast members of all time. He is seen daily, entertaining guests, playing with children of all ages, helping, directing, and being an over-all great person to work with. His evil twin has transformed the monotony of the Haunted Mansion to a terror filled attraction, complete with songs such as, "They're Coming To Take Me Away", and "Keep those bodies rollin’". Through Maynard the Hunchback of Notre Dame, Festival of Fools has seen the addition of the "real" Quasimodo, a finger puppet, and the Jungle Cruise is now skippered by a crazy driver in a grass skirt with an alligator on his shoulder. Don’t forget the singing in the Tiki room, and the lick and stick, and scratch and sniff Indiana Jones Decoder Cards. With Maynard’s help, Disneyland has been transformed into the show Walt Disney always hoped it would be. |
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THE Maynard - Who is Maynard? - How did I meet him - Finding Maynard - Contacting Maynard - Maynard Fan Club - Maynard Letter Pictures - Pixar 'Love Lounge' - "Evil Twin" - Maynard in Europe - Jungle Twin - Guest Control - Professor - Astro Orbitor - Indy - Tiki - Movie - Motion Capture Links - Maynard Home - Intercot West |
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